UM NO JOHN DON’T “CUT YOURSELF LOOSE”

strongerperfectkiller:

imagine your otp punching each other right in the face

ah yes

cara’s “i’m gonna avenge the fuck outta my quasi semi official boyfriend” look

*hugs* I want that blog on fire tbh.

you get the blowtorch, I’ll get the gasoline

laughs so I’ll be avoiding my AOS blog and hanging out here until the 
“burn blog” is down because that shit makes me uncomfortable and sick tbh

strongerperfectkiller:

(Busted—But he isn’t giving up.)
    “Come on, Cara… It could be worse? It’s not like you haven’t thought about it too… And at least it’s not Russell?”
(Someone has been listening to her dreams when he’s supposed to be sleeping…)

          ( you goddamn sneaky dream-snoop. )

          “Don’t say that too loud. Russell might get ideas.”

          ( yes, she’s thought about it. but she’s stubborn to
          boot. if there’s one thing cara’s got a strong resolve,
          and she’s not quite ready to admit her interest in
          the proposition. )

xxfaceyourfearxx:

          “Oh, come on, Cara! It’s just popcorn. Seriously, can I use a microwave?” 

           "The last three times anyone’s tried to microwave something, it smoked up the whole Lair. I’m keeping this at a no. Sorry, Astrid.“ 

strongerperfectkiller:

timesinergist:

charlottextaylor:

    “But —” 

        ( honestly, she feels bad for denying 
        this one, but —– )

        “Charlie, I’m sorry, but now’s not the time for this sort of thing.”

timesinergist:

strongerperfectkiller cxburn Stephen wants to poke in there and say “What threesome? What were you talking about?” xD